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Florida Is In The News Again
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 2:36 am
by dales
They had sex off a Florida highway in the middle of the day. Passing drivers interrupted
Madeleine Marr
Wed, November 18, 2020, 8:59 AM PST
Outdoor dining in a pandemic: Acceptable.
Outdoor sex on a busy highway: A criminal offense.
One Florida couple found out the hard way that getting romantic while cars zoom by can spoil the mood quickly.
According to a police report from the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office, Amber Gormley and Shawn McClelland were arrested Tuesday after “many drivers” observed them having intimate relations on the side of a road in Largo, near St. Petersburg, around 2 p.m.
The complaint says Gormley, 39, and McClelland, 30, both of Clearwater, had intercourse “in an open area” where “all drivers could see them” on Whitney Road and US Highway 19 North,
Many passersby called authorities.
After they were read their rights, the “offender” admitted he performed acts of a sexual nature upon Gormley, the report says. But according to both parties, their outdoor rendezvous was “consensual.”
Charges for each included public display of penetration and lewd and lascivious exhibition. They were held at Pinellas County Jail on $10,000 bond.
Re: Florida Is In The News Again
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 2:42 am
by BoSoxGal
Getting off on the on ramp . . .
Re: Florida Is In The News Again
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 4:30 am
by Sue U
Pfft, it's not a real Florida story unless alcohol and alligators are involved. (Alternatively, meth and Burmese pythons.)
Re: Florida Is In The News Again
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 4:59 am
by dales
We don't know if booze (or perhaps meth) played a part in this sordid tail.
Re: Florida Is In The News Again
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 5:14 am
by Bicycle Bill
She was a
'lady of negotiable virtue', he was a client, and they were staging an impromptu dramatization of one of the all-time great novels in English literature,
"A Sale of Two Titties".
-"BB"-
Re: Florida Is In The News Again
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 12:23 pm
by Crackpot
First they say in the middle of the road then they reveal it was off to the side. What a rip-off. I mean if they were boning on the median strip that would be a prime Florida story. This not so much.
Re: Florida Is In The News Again
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 2:30 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Perhaps a simple misunderstanding of road signage?
Re: Florida Is In The News Again
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:02 pm
by Long Run
Re: Florida Is In The News Again
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 5:40 pm
by Scooter
I was only 11 when this song came out, so I didn't spend a lot of time contemplating the lyrics, but:
Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
is probably the most pointed reference to the fondling of male genitalia that I can recall ever hearing on mainstream radio.