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Gob
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In the boozer just before lockdown, ordered a double scotch, necked it, ordered another & said; "I really shouldn't be doing this with what I've got".

"Why, what've you got?" says barman, stepping back nervously.

"50p" says I. (Ok call it a dollar.)
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Better than being this guy:
"Hey, you know what this place needs? I'll tell yah!! Those lights need to go, you need a bigger an better sign outside. We need to get a few thousand other customers in here. How about we rearrange all the furniture and get a disco going. I can set up cameras in here and broadcast events around the globe. We should sell different beers, and open a restaurant..."

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Re: Last orders

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:lol:
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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