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Posted: **Mon Nov 30, 2020 7:18 am**

In the boozer just before lockdown, ordered a double scotch, necked it, ordered another & said; "I really shouldn't be doing this with what I've got".

"Why, what've you got?" says barman, stepping back nervously.

"50p" says I. (Ok call it a dollar.)

Posted: **Mon Nov 30, 2020 7:42 am**

Better than being this guy:

"Hey, you know what this place needs? I'll tell yah!! Those lights need to go, you need a bigger an better sign outside. We need to get a few thousand other customers in here. How about we rearrange all the furniture and get a disco going. I can set up cameras in here and broadcast events around the globe. We should sell different beers, and open a restaurant..."

Posted: **Mon Nov 30, 2020 7:53 am**

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