The man said, "Doc, I must be hallucinating. At times, I think I'm a moth."
"But I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm a dentist. Why did you come in here?"
"The light was on."
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One Night at the Dentist's Office
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Bicycle Bill
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One Night at the Dentist's Office
One December evening, the dentist was finishing up a long day and it was already dark. But just before he locked the door, a new patient came in. Not wanting to pass up a potential client, he seated the man. "Now, what seems to be the problem?" the dentist asked the man.
The man said, "Doc, I must be hallucinating. At times, I think I'm a moth."
"But I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm a dentist. Why did you come in here?"
"The light was on."
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The man said, "Doc, I must be hallucinating. At times, I think I'm a moth."
"But I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm a dentist. Why did you come in here?"
"The light was on."
-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Re: One Night at the Dentist's Office
I forwarded that one to my dentist, but I changed the sex of the dentist in the joke. NO surgery required.
A friend of Doc's, one of only two B-29 bombers still flying.