Spiderman ain't got nothing on her

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Spiderman ain't got nothing on her

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Although her body has a similarity in overall configuration to a spider, her aerodynamic attributes and weight distribution apportioning render her unable to successfully complete the maneuver she attempted to undertake.

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Four more appendages would have proven helpful. I wonder if she threw her jacket down as a landing pad.

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I found that video to be rappellant.

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She didn't rappel so much as plummet. I am reminded of flying sheep.

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"Of course, it was a lot funnier when they added the sound effects.  'Boink, boink, boink, boink, doi-oi-oi-oing'!"
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No baby? No helmet? What was she thinking?
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I'm saying nothing...
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It hasn't surfaced but there has GOT to be security video of my going over a fence, losing it on the far side and plummeting to the Earth (not quite from that high). Fortunately, my chin broke my fall. I'd love to see the footage.

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I'm just glad that no one filmed my acrobatic camera smashing escapade the other day.

Oh, since that, my very expensive Canon ultra-wide-angle lens has also died.

Luckily, what with me being a "kept man", Hen has agreed to buy me another...
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Gob wrote:
Wed Feb 10, 2021 12:16 pm
I'm just glad that no one filmed my acrobatic camera smashing escapade the other day.
One of the advantages of rural-ish life? Glad it was only the camera that was injured. Shutter to think what we would do without you here.

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Ouch!! ;-)
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Gob wrote:
Wed Feb 10, 2021 12:16 pm
I'm just glad that no one filmed my acrobatic camera smashing escapade the other day.

Oh, since that, my very expensive Canon ultra-wide-angle lens has also died.
Was that due to a separate exhibition of your al fresco floor exercise skills or the same incident? Ouch. Those lenses can be $$$ (or £££ if you prefer) and it's one reason photographers tend to upgrade with the same body model - the lenses they have accumulated over the life of the old camera will fit the new body.

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so its wrong one camera smashed Capitol by citizens peaceful but when a liberal brakes tow camera its oK is that it!
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:
Thu Feb 11, 2021 4:42 am
so its wrong one camera smashed Capitol by citizens peaceful but when a liberal brakes tow camera its oK is that it!
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He's ad lib-ing.

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ex-khobar Andy wrote:
Wed Feb 10, 2021 8:26 pm
Was that due to a separate exhibition of your al fresco floor exercise skills or the same incident? Ouch.
Same incident, delayed result.
ex-khobar Andy wrote:
Wed Feb 10, 2021 8:26 pm
Those lenses can be $$$ (or £££ if you prefer) and it's one reason photographers tend to upgrade with the same body model - the lenses they have accumulated over the life of the old camera will fit the new body.
Yep, indeed. I didn't upgrade, I sort of sideways graded, I got a newer model, which has better spec than my old 5DIII, but, in the hierarchy of Canon models, is a lesser one, (if that makes sense??) Just got a new ultra-wide-angle lens to go with it...
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