
When you need your hands to do the devil's work
When you need your hands to do the devil's work

"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
Re: When you need your hands to do the devil's work
You have to wonder who they thought needed it circled in red, probably the author.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: When you need your hands to do the devil's work
I think they’re requesting people masturbate.
PS I noticed predictive text does not suggest “masturbate”
PS I noticed predictive text does not suggest “masturbate”
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Re: When you need your hands to do the devil's work
That dripping spout might be suggestive, however.