Bring on your Dad jokes

Got jokes? Funny images? Your tales of disaster? Youtube links?
Post them and share them.
Let the world laugh with you, (more fun if it's at you!)
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I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work.
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What is the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant?

IHOP.

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What is brown and sticky?
A stick.

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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say... "I play a little guitar!"

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I'm not sure if this qualifies as a Dad Joke, so let me know. I have been known to lower the bar.....

At Joe's annual physical exam....

Doctor: "Do you have any health concerns?"

Joe: "Yes, Doctor. I always poop every morning at 8 o'clock."

Doctor: "How is that a problem?"

Joe: "I wake up at 9 o'clock."

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Three unwritten rules of life:
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat minor
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You gotta hand it to short people. Literally.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One?   or Two?

One .....

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..... or Two?
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If your feet smell and your nose runs....

You're built upside down.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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If you’re not a father you cannot make a dad joke. Any attempt will be a faux pas.

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My ma would always sigh when I tried to make up a punny joke faux pa.

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Then there was the agnostic dyslexic insomniac that stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog

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I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician.
Also a Czech one too

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Last night my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl. I said, "I didn't know he could."

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