Plan B Forum

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen.

Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit go into a blood donor center. The nurse walks up to the rabbit and asks what his blood type is; he answers, "I think I'm a type O".

A woman answered an early morning knock at he door. There stood a man, lookin very embarrassed. He said, "I am very sorry, but I just killed your cat. It ran into the road right in front of me and I did not have any chance to stop. I am soooo sorry. Will you accept my apology and let me replace it?"

She said, "How are you with mice?"

snailgate.

HOW THEY MAKE MINI MARSHMALLOWS



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don t cry over spilt milk

the dog will clean it up

The Beach Boys walk into a bar.

"Round?"

"Round."

"Get a round."

"I'll get a round... "


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I am recording secretary for the local volunteer fire company. At our board meeting last week, we were discussing an event that was planned and someone quipped that when they told the ladies auxiliary about it that it "went over like a fart in church".

Unable to hold my tongue, I responded, "Yeah, then you have to sit in your own pew". At that point the fire chief chimed in, "Ok, that's enough, moving on".