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I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

Ouch!!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

What's yellow and lives in a cage?
A canary.

What's yellow, lives in a cage, and is very dangerous?
A canary with a machine gun.

What's yellow, lives in a cage, is very dangerous, and is full of cement?
Another canary with a machine gun.

Wait a minute!!!!   What about the cement???
I added the cement to make it harder.

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I always bring a spare sock with me when I go golfing in case I get a hole in one.

The farmer got an award because he was outstanding in his field.

I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.

My father often spoke about a car that was a cross between a Volkswagen and a Comet. It was called a Vomet. It had a throw up top and bucket seats.

If you begin to feel like you should run around naked, spray yourself with Windex.

It prevents streaking.

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Why did the elephant paint the soles of its feet yellow?

So it could lay upside down undetected in a bowl of custard

If you haven't shot a bow and arrow with eyes closed... You don't know what you're missing.

People say 60 is the new 40. The cop who pulled me over disagrees.

What do you call bears with no ears?


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Econoline wrote: ↑

Sun Mar 28, 2021 10:10 pm

What do you call bears with no ears?


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It doesn't matter what you call them.  They can't hear you anyway.

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Then you should call them deaf.

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it!