Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:34 pm
I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant?
IHOP.
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Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:29 pm
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:08 pm
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:58 pm
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say... "I play a little guitar!"
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 12:00 am
I'm not sure if this qualifies as a Dad Joke, so let me know. I have been known to lower the bar.....
At Joe's annual physical exam....
Doctor: "Do you have any health concerns?"
Joe: "Yes, Doctor. I always poop every morning at 8 o'clock."
Doctor: "How is that a problem?"
Joe: "I wake up at 9 o'clock."
At Joe's annual physical exam....
Doctor: "Do you have any health concerns?"
Joe: "Yes, Doctor. I always poop every morning at 8 o'clock."
Doctor: "How is that a problem?"
Joe: "I wake up at 9 o'clock."
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:56 am
Three unwritten rules of life:
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Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 8:23 am
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat minor
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 1:53 pm
You gotta hand it to short people. Literally.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:04 am
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One? or Two?
One .....
..... or Two?
-"BB"-
One? or Two?
One .....
..... or Two?
-"BB"-
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2021 5:49 pm
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2021 8:43 am
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2021 7:15 pm
If your feet smell and your nose runs....
You're built upside down.
You're built upside down.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2021 8:56 pm
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 4:01 am
If you’re not a father you cannot make a dad joke. Any attempt will be a faux pas.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 4:31 am
My ma would always sigh when I tried to make up a punny joke faux pa.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 1:23 pm
Then there was the agnostic dyslexic insomniac that stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 3:28 am
I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician.
Also a Czech one too
Also a Czech one too
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 7:57 am
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:16 pm
Last night my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl. I said, "I didn't know he could."
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 10:49 pm