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Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2022 11:36 pm
by Long Run
I remember when businesses first started giving out refrigerator magnets. They've stuck around ever since.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2022 9:44 am
by Bicycle Bill
DAD JOKES — CHRISTMAS EDITION
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get
tinsel-itis.
What do Santa's helpers learn in school?
The
elf-abet.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
'Tis the season to be jelly.
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Ice Crispies.
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey—he’s always stuffed.
-"BB"-
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2022 4:31 pm
by eddieq
I received "The Ultimate Dad Joke" calendar for 2023 as a Christmas gift. Stay tuned.
A sampling - January 1
"I don't think the people working on the Times Square NYE celebration are doing a good job. They always drop the ball."
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 2:07 am
by Econoline
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 4:40 pm
by Bicycle Bill
-"BB"-
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 8:55 pm
by Econoline
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2023 10:38 pm
by Econoline
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Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:25 pm
by eddieq
After years of procrastinating on it, I finally started a herb garden. It's about thyme.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Wed May 03, 2023 7:57 am
by Bicycle Bill
What kind of dog does a magician have?
A Labra-cadabrador.
-"BB"-
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2023 3:37 pm
by eddieq
A man choked on mashed garbanzo beans today. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2023 4:36 am
by Joe Guy
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:11 am
by Scooter
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 12:16 pm
by BoSoxGal
Scooter wrote: ↑Fri Jun 30, 2023 8:11 am
Toddlerhood - when you are still naive enough to believe that you’ll someday escape the voice of your parents.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 10:42 pm
by Econoline
Did you hear orthodontists are about to go on strike? Brace yourselves.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2023 10:44 pm
by Econoline
eddieq wrote: ↑Tue Apr 25, 2023 1:25 pm
After years of procrastinating on it, I finally started a herb garden. It's about thyme.
I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack. I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2023 1:25 pm
by eddieq
Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-TIMBERRRRRR!
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 6:40 am
by Econoline
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2023 6:46 am
by Econoline
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2023 4:24 am
by Econoline
The difference between a hippo and a Zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2023 4:25 am
by Econoline
If a bear wears shoes and socks he still has bear feet.