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Breaking it to the parents

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And you can never have too much bacon.

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They forgot the extra queso.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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There's nothing wrong with being green, Scoot. I applaud you for it. Next thing we know, you'll be telling us you drive a Prius.
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Crackpot wrote: ↑
Sat May 22, 2021 4:30 pm
 They forgot the extra queso.
Do they make non-binary queso?
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Crackpot wrote: ↑
Sat May 22, 2021 4:30 pm
They forgot the extra queso.
Someone said that the bread should have contained quinoa.
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My favorite is still QUILTBAG: it's super-inclusive, it's easy to remember, and most importantly, it's easy to say—since it's only two syllables long (as opposed to "LGBTQ+" which is *SIX* syllables).
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Let's hope there's no "Chef's special sauce" included.
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Author Adam-Troy Castro reports:
I just had the fleeting urge to create a character named
Elle G.B. TeQueue
but I put my forehead down on the desk and the feeling went away.
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