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The Small Eight-Legged Creature
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 9:58 am
by Bicycle Bill
Have a small child (or grandchild)?
Wanna have some fun?
Teach them the "Itsy-Bitsy Spider" song ..... with a slight modification....
(and yes, it works to the melody of the original nursery rhyme)
-"BB"-
Re: The Small Eight-Legged Creature
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 10:15 am
by Bicycle Bill
God creating spiders:
God: Now, we're gonna let it have eight legs.
Angel: Seems excessive, but OK.
God: It worked for the octopus, didn't it? And eight eyes, too.
Angel: LOL. You need to calm down just a li...
God: Give it a butt rope! It's gonna shoot rope outta its butt! And then, make it so some of them JUMP!!
Angel: All due respect, Lord, but you gotta stop smokin' that green stuff...
-"BB"-
Re: The Small Eight-Legged Creature
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 4:56 pm
by Burning Petard
As Monty Python reminded us, All creatures great and small, the Treponema pallidum, the Covid-19 virus, The Good Lord, made then all.
And he loves Putin as much as you or me.
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