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Something to snatch up

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 7:43 pm
by Scooter
although it probably defeats the intended purpose.

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Re: Something to snatch up

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:13 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
I was going to make a beaver joke but I thought that it would be tasteless.

Re: Something to snatch up

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 11:56 pm
by Econoline
Burritos or tacos.jpg

Re: Something to snatch up

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 1:15 pm
by Big RR
I recall in the 70s movie Caligula (really a pretty decent movie (with a great cast) before Guccione doctored it up adding scene after scene of porn and violence) there was a conversation between John Gielgud and Peter O'Toole about whether they preferred men or women using similar euphemisms (women were represented by oysters, I can't recall what men were--perhaps eels?)

Re: Something to snatch up

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 10:21 pm
by Econoline

Re: Something to snatch up

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 10:33 pm
by Joe Guy
Twats in their completely vaginal alternatives?

Re: Something to snatch up

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 10:40 pm
by Econoline
Big RR: I never saw Caligula, but I remember a similar conversation from Spartacus.
Crassus: Do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When I have them, master.
Crassus: Do you eat snails?
Antoninus: No, master.
Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral, and the eating of snails to be immoral?
Antoninus: No, master.
Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals, hmm?
Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
Crassus: My taste includes both snails and oysters.
Laurence Olivier - Crassus
Tony Curtis - Antoninus