Cats and dogs are different
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ex-khobar Andy
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
Re: Cats and dogs are different
PET DIARIES…
From a Dog's Daily Diary:
8:00 am
Oh Boy! Dog Food! My favorite!
9:30 am
Oh Boy! A Car Ride! My Favorite!
9:40 am
Oh Boy! A Walk! My Favorite!
10:00am
Oh Boy! Getting petted! My favorite!
11:30 am
Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favorite!
Noon
Oh Boy! The Kids! My Favorite!
1:00 pm
Oh Boy! The Yard! My Favorite!
4:00 pm
Oh Boy! To the Park! My Favorite!
5:00 pm
Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favorite!
5:30 pm
Oh Boy! Pretty Mums! My Favorite!
6:00 pm
Oh Boy! Playing Ball! My Favorite!
6:30 pm
Oh Boy! Watching TV with my Master! My Favorite!
8:30 pm
Oh Boy! Sleeping in Master's Bed! My Favorite!
From a Cat's Daily Diary:
Day 483 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh food while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was.
Hmmmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell of food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies". I must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
But I can wait; it is only a matter of time.
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MajGenl.Meade
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Re: Cats and dogs are different
Last edited by Scooter on Thu Jun 30, 2022 2:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Sorry, try now.
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Econoline
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Burning Petard
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Well, Scooters dog post link way up there worked just fine for me. I am not sure how much of the thing is looped, but it looked to me as a fine example of a man repeating the same action and expecting a different result. Meanwhile the dog is clearly having fun.
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Econoline
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Whoops, OK, I can see it now. People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Econoline
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Re: Cats and dogs are different
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God