I'm Gonna Invest in a Couple of These Machines...

[Joe Guy]

I'll be rich!!

[Burning Petard]

Sign me up for one too. IS there a regional franchise system? Could that be part of an advanced level test?

snailgate

[MajGenl.Meade]

Sign me up for one too. IS there a regional franchise system? Could that be part of an advanced level test?

snailgate

All these questions (and more!) answered by return mail. Just send $5 to me at the address sent to you by PM.

[ex-khobar Andy]

Fact: there's no such word as 'gullibility' in the dictionary.

[Joe Guy]

I don't have the gullibility to believe that....

[Burning Petard]

I received a very special offer from "Padre' A superficial search on line gave me no information beyond this is a medium who has conversations with angels. My personal guardian angel is named Calilel. In three weeks al kinds of very special stuff in gonna happen to me. I am a really sweet guy but some how some awful person stole my good karma and gave me his karma with is really bad. Padre can help me with this. And I need not worry about this being some kind of scam. It is completely guaranteed. In fact I cut it and pasted it here:
"100% GUARANTEE
You benefit from my sacred guarantee. Thus, you do not run any risks. Should the Help received not bring you total satisfaction, you could ask for it to be refunded; this appears in my general terms of use."

Wow! Padre will actually allow me to ask for a refund. How generous! This seems to me to be a virtual, online, version of the machine pictured at the head of this thread, and it is much more nicely decorated with lots of pretty lines and colors.

I may be taking this all wrong. Perhaps I should have received it tomorrow.

snailgate.