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Overheard at work

A bloke was describing how nice partridge eggs are to a female collegue when the inevitable happened

Bird "What are partridge eggs anyway?"

Bloke "erm, a Partridge is a bird"

Bird "oh, I thought it was a type of snail"

Stunned silence and then sniggering around the room

When you've got to go..........

After pulling in at Whitechapel station the tube stayed in the platform for around 8 minutes. No Announcement. Frustrated commuters desperate to get home. Then the following announcement - "Well, I'm sorry about the delay ladies and gentlemen, but when you've got to go, you've got to go" cue laughter from tired commuters!

Is Tuna a fish?

A group of teenage girls eating lunch.. 15-16ish

Girl 1: (Shouting) "Eww! I can smell fish and it's making me feel sick!"
Girl 2: "Not me, I have tomato pasta.."
Girl 1: "Is it you?!"
Girl 3: "Nope, cheese sandwich."
Girl 1: "Well that smell is foul! What is it then?"
Girl 4: "It's not me, my sandwich is Tuna."

(All the other girls burst out laughing at their friend, she then says "Well I didn't know that Tuna is fish! I hate fish!")

You have to try....

A nice woman gave up her seat, so that a young girl could sit down and look out the window.

Girls Dad: "Amelie, what do you say when someone does a nice thing?"

Girl, looks at lady: "Can I have McDonalds?"