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I'd be looking for a vegetarian restaurant

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Donner, party of ate!

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Stay away from the chicken fingers. (Hint: chickens don't have fingers.)

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ex-khobar Andy wrote:
Thu Jun 29, 2023 12:06 pm
Stay away from the chicken fingers. (Hint: chickens don't have fingers.)
Back in the dark ages when I was a waiter, I used to tell kids that ordered chicken fingers, "We are out of chicken fingers, are toes ok?" Usually, they'd get wide eyed and then say, "It's fine". Sometimes a mom would interrupt and ask if they were really toes.

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eddieq wrote:
Thu Jun 29, 2023 1:14 pm
Back in the dark ages when I was a waiter, I used to tell kids that ordered chicken fingers, "We are out of chicken fingers, are toes ok?" Usually, they'd get wide eyed and then say, "It's fine". Sometimes a mom would interrupt and ask if they were really toes.
How would you tell the difference?

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Mongooses love those! Even frozen
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Chicken feet were a staple of our culinary heritage. Usually braised in some way or stewed with the other meats in making a tomato sauce. If the chicken was butchered at home, the intestines were cleaned and wrapped around the straight part of each foot, made for a more substantial portion.

But we always cut off the claws before cooking.
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I'd be sticking to the vegetarian options here as well.

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Wassamatter Scooter? You don't like long pig if it has been frozen? Is fresh ok? I think the story of the Donner party is a wonderful lesson in the American way of Hubris.

My mother loved chicken feet. I never could see any value in cooking them.

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