April fools.
A little after midnight I got my husband making it 6 consecutive years of him falling for my stuff. Surely this makes me a Master of Aprilfoolology.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -2011.html
My fav:
Howdy all you
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Heard an item on "Marketplace" this morning that, as part of their collection of labor statistics, French economists were going to begin measuirng ennui in the workplace. I almost drove off the road.
ETA:
Oh, here it is:
http://marketplace.publicradio.org/disp ... g-boredom/
ETA:
Oh, here it is:
http://marketplace.publicradio.org/disp ... g-boredom/
GAH!
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Morning Edition aired a piece on the new laser surgery that allows recipients to view 3D movies without 'those awful glasses'. Side effects include blurred vision when viewing the real world, but hey, everything has a price!
http://www.npr.org/2011/04/01/135033545/3d-surgery
http://www.npr.org/2011/04/01/135033545/3d-surgery
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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That's hilarious. Wonder what they'll do on All Things Considered tonight. (I particularly liked the piece a few years ago about the "table syrup" industry.)
GAH!
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Here's a blast from the past;
On April 1, 1957 the British television programme Panorama broadcast a three-minute segment about a bumper spaghetti harvest in southern Switzerland. The success of the crop was attributed both to an unusually mild winter and to the virtual disappearance of the spaghetti weevil. The audience heard Richard Dimbleby, the shows highly respected anchor, discussing the details of the spaghetti crop as they watched video footage of a Swiss family pulling pasta off spaghetti trees and placing it into baskets. The segment concluded with the assurance that, For those who love this dish, theres nothing like real, home-grown spaghetti.
The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest hoax generated an enormous response. Hundreds of people phoned the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this query the BBC diplomatically replied, Place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best.
To this day the Panorama broadcast remains one of the most famous and popular April Fools Day hoaxes of all time. It is also believed to be the first time the medium of television was used to stage an April Fools Day hoax.
Since 1955 Panorama had been anchored by Richard Dimbleby, whose authoritative, commanding presence had made him one of the most revered public figures in Britain. If Dimbleby said it, people trusted that it was true. Which is one of the reasons why the spaghetti harvest hoax fooled so many viewers. His participation lent the hoax an air of unimpeachable authority.
Almost no one else at the BBC knew about it. The segment was not mentioned at all in the pre-transmission publicity handouts.
The line-up for that days show included a long segment about Archbishop Makarios, leader of the Greek Cypriots, and a clip of the Duke of Edinburgh attending the premiere of the war film The Yangtse Incident.
The second-to-last segment was about a wine-tasting contest, and then it came time for the spaghetti harvest.
Dimbleby, sitting on the set of Panorama, looked into the camera and without a trace of a smile said: And now from wine to food. We end Panorama tonight with a special report from the Swiss Alps.
The screen cut away to the prepared footage. When it was all over, Dimbleby reappeared and said, Now we say goodnight, on this first day of April. He emphasized the final phrase.
Panorama never attempted another April Fools Day spoof, despite numerous calls for a sequel. However, the hoax did inspire a number of similar stunts in its honour.
This film footage is from the Archive Collection held and administered by the Alexandra Palace Television Society.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Father Bob McGuire got a lot of people with his "drive through confessional".


Bah!


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Love this guy, wish I could stand such high caffeine levels;
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There is one bloke in out office who is constantly pranked all year round. Yesterday we did...
...absolutely nothing!
By the end of the day he was a nervous wreck.
...absolutely nothing!
By the end of the day he was a nervous wreck.

Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?