Plan B Forum

With less than a hundred days to go to the election (and primary elections in many places in only a week), there's got to be some good political jokes, witty observations, and just some gentle (or maybe not-so-gentle) ribbing going on.  Whaddya say we just post some of the better political quips and jabs here?

I'll start.

Why are Republicans like a woman's brassiere?

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Because they're supporting two enormous boobs.

Thank you, thank you.  I'll be here all week.  And whatever you do, DON'T ask for the Chef's Surprise!

-"BB"-

If you want to remove it you have to work hard and concentrate?

Because they tend to cover up things that should be seen (or imprison things that should be free?).

Because they both have a southern strategy?

I did not have sectional relations with that couch, either.