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Musical mice

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:12 am
by Sean
A mouse walked into a musical instrument store.
"I'd like to buy a mouse organ please", she said
"I think you mean a mouth organ", said the store keeper.
"Oh right", said the mouse, "then I'll have one of those please".
She purchased a mouth organ and left.

Sometime later another mouse walks into the store.
"I'd like to buy a mouse organ please", he says
"I think you mean a mouth organ", says the store keeper.
"Gotcha", says the mouse, "I'll have one of those please".
"You know", said the storekeeper, "I had another mouse in here earlier who asked for a mouse organ".
"Really?" said the mouse,





"That was probably our Monica".

Re: Musical mice

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:38 am
by Crackpot
Isn't the death penalty enforced for bad puns yet?

Re: Musical mice

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:30 pm
by Sean
Hell no!

Re: Musical mice

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:22 pm
by Miles
That certainly qualifies for 2/3 's of a pun: PU :nana