Plan B Forum

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

This is probably not an appropriate post for this thread - and is completely uncalled for.

And Lord (Jim) knows that I'm always interested in posting appropriately.

But anyway...

What do you think the odds are that (Chicken) Steve has blonde DNA?

I always imagine Joe Dirt when I think of Steve...

That's Such An insult to Joe Dirt.

Good point, well made.

Apologies to Mr Dirt.

I also think you have insulted blondes...

Yeah, but the blondes won't work that one out for a while.