Love and marraige...
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:57 am
20 years together and the wife still gets upset if I use her toothbrush.
So if anyone knows another way to get dog shit out of trainers I am all ears...
My mate’s missus left him last thursday; she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never come back!
I asked him how he was coping and he said; "Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff"
The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said; "Is this your wife sir?".
Shocked I answered; " Yes".
They said; "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus".
I said "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
After both suffering depression for a while me and the wife were going to commit joint suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she went first killed herself I started to feel a lot better, so I thought what the heck soldier on..!
So if anyone knows another way to get dog shit out of trainers I am all ears...
My mate’s missus left him last thursday; she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never come back!
I asked him how he was coping and he said; "Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff"
The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said; "Is this your wife sir?".
Shocked I answered; " Yes".
They said; "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus".
I said "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
After both suffering depression for a while me and the wife were going to commit joint suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she went first killed herself I started to feel a lot better, so I thought what the heck soldier on..!
