Whilst on a visit to New York an Englishman decides to visit Ground Zero.
Spotting the local fire chief he passes on his support and admiration for their hard work.
"Thanks very much" replies the fireman "so where do you hail from?"
"Manchester" says the englishman.
"And what State is that in?"asks the fire chief.
"Oh,pretty much the same state as this" he replies
Joke for the Brits
Joke for the Brits
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Re: Joke for the Brits
LMAO 
If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.
Re: Joke for the Brits
It was Belfast in the '80s & '90s...
"Sure it was in a terrible state when I left it!"
So what city did it say before you changed it to Manchester? Come on... tell the truth and shame the devil!
"Sure it was in a terrible state when I left it!"
So what city did it say before you changed it to Manchester? Come on... tell the truth and shame the devil!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Joke for the Brits
Glasgow 
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Joke for the Brits
LMFAO
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?