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She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 1:25 am
by Gob
She was only a soprano's daughter, but she'd do the lot for a tenor....

She was only the clairvoyant's daughter, but she never knew I was coming...

She was only a pathologist's daughter but anyone cadaver..

She was only a statistician's daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations

She was only the road-layer's daughter, but she certainly liked her asphalt...

She was only an Admirals daughter, but her naval base was always full of discharged seamen.

She was only a welders daughter, but she had acetylene tits.

More?

Re: She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 3:36 am
by The Hen
She was only ... the Cattleman's daughter, but she couldn't keep her calves together

Re: She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 3:38 am
by Gob
She was only the fishmonger's daughter, but she knew how to lie down and say fillet.

Re: She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 3:51 am
by Timster
She was only a mediocre wrestler but you should have seen her box.

Re: She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 3:57 am
by @meric@nwom@n
She was only the mason's daughter but she could sure get stoned.

Re: She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:30 pm
by kristina
She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horesemen knew 'er.

Re: She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:15 pm
by @meric@nwom@n
kristina wrote:She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horesemen knew 'er.



:worship:

Re: She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:17 pm
by @meric@nwom@n
She was only the Sheriff's daughter but men found her arresting.

Re: She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:21 pm
by Rick
kristina wrote:She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horesemen knew 'er.
I don't think they'll get any better...

Re: She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:23 pm
by @meric@nwom@n
She was only the farrier's daughter, getting to her was a shoe in.

She was only the electrician's daughter but her behavior was shocking.

She was only the carpenter's daughter but she liked getting nailed.

Re: She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:50 pm
by @meric@nwom@n
She was only the poulterer's daughter but she knew eggsactly what the yokels liked.

Re: She was only..

Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 8:03 pm
by Timster
She was only a veterinarian's daughter but everybody has played with her puppies.