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Have Stephen Fry talking through your arse...

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 9:32 pm
by Gob
Benches that can 'talk' are being set up at eight beauty spots across the UK, voiced by celebrities including Stephen Fry and Miranda Hart.

The National Trust project will give listeners the chance to hear five-minute monologues inspired by nature.

Other famous names involved include philosopher Alain de Botton, cricket commentator David Gower, and presenter Claudia Winkleman.

The venues include Felbrigg Hall in Norfolk and Castle Ward, County Down.

Fry, who has voiced the bench at Felbrigg Hall, said: "To quote, or nearly quote, W H Davies, 'What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare?'"

"I am very proud to be associated with a bench and I hope I provide comfort, balm and solace for many a weary bottom."

Fry will be heard relaying tales of filming A Cock and Bull Story at Felbrigg, while sitcom star Hart will wax lyrical about how her love for the outdoors was re-ignited on a recent bike ride from John O'Groats to Land's End.

The benches have taken more than six months to make and each one is engraved with three words their celebrity has used to describe their setting.

The other venues are Craigside, Northumberland, Quarry Mill Bank in Cheshire, Petworth House and Park, West Sussex, Cotehele, Cornwall, Derbyshire's Calke Abbey and Dinefwr Park and Castle, Carmarthenshire.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13600704

Re: Have Stephen Fry talking through your arse...

Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 10:22 pm
by Sean
David Gower? But he's got a fucking boring voice!

I'd suggest Vic Reeves, Paul Daniels, Janet Street-Porter and Terry Christian. At least it'd be funny...

Re: Have Stephen Fry talking through your arse...

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 2:59 am
by oldr_n_wsr
If a bench spoke to me I think I would smash it to bits.

Re: Have Stephen Fry talking through your arse...

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:33 am
by Gob
I'd up me meds...

Re: Have Stephen Fry talking through your arse...

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:08 am
by The Hen
Hmmm? Stephen Fry whispering sweet nothings to my bottom.

I'm up for it!

Re: Have Stephen Fry talking through your arse...

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:42 am
by SisterMaryFellatio
I spose there are worse people that could talk to your arse.

He actually is the storyteller for the Harry Potter series on audio books, which he is quite well suited!


Personally I like the guy who narrates the kids programme In the Night Garden, I love watching and listening to it so soooooothing!

Re: Have Stephen Fry talking through your arse...

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:17 am
by Sean
Derek Jacobi... the ultimate Shakespearean voice.

Re: Have Stephen Fry talking through your arse...

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:41 am
by The Hen
The Hatch has a number of recordings of Stephen reading Harry P.

She said he nearly did the characterizations a good as I did.

(Bless. Apparently my Hagrid and Grawp were better.)