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married to the cat...
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:09 pm
by Gob
Postman marries his cat
May 4, 2010
A German postman has married his obese and asthmatic cat, Cecilia, saying he wanted to tie the knot before his elderly furry friend died, the Bild tabloid reported on Monday.
"Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed," said Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, from Possendorf near Dresden in eastern Germany.
"Our hearts beat as one - it's unique!"
Because marrying an animal is illegal, Mr Mitzscherlich paid €300 ($430) to a television actress to play officiator in the ceremony, while the groom's twin brother, Erik, served as witness.
The happy couple dressed up for the occasion, Mr Mitzscherlich in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia, who loudly miaowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress.
Mr Mitzscherlich is otherwise single
http://www.watoday.com.au/world/strange ... -u42o.html
"Otherwise single"? One has to wonder why...
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:36 pm
by Daisy
Gob wrote:
The happy couple dressed up for the occasion, Mr Mitzscherlich in a wedding suit and top hat and 15-year-old Cecilia, who loudly miaowed her way through the exchanging of vows, in a white dress.
please let there be photos of this ... a cat in a wedding dress may just beat a dog in a hat as the funniest thing ever.
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 7:27 am
by The Hen
Got one!
There is a vid as well.
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:37 pm
by Timster
Ok. I know that men can get a little crazy over some pussy. But this is rediculous. :twisted:
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:48 pm
by Gob
At least he didn't shave it...
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 10:01 pm
by Crackpot
I thought you liked that
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 10:16 pm
by loCAtek
How will they consumate thier vows :p?
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:51 am
by The Hen
By poaching it in a light chicken stock.
Oh, consummate. I thought you wrote consommé.
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:27 pm
by Miles
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:30 pm
by kristina
The cat looks somewhat less than thrilled...
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 5:38 pm
by Miles
Perhaps the cat is gay.
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:05 pm
by loCAtek
The Hen wrote:By poaching it in a light chicken stock.
Oh, consummate. I thought you wrote consommé.
reason #327 - We need Spell Check!
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 10:21 pm
by @meric@nwom@n
Sad really, how lonely do you have to be to form that kind of bond with an animal.
Re: married to the cat...
Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 11:04 pm
by loCAtek
Maybe, maybe... but I seen to recall long ago the true story of a natural-born genderless person, that is: A person born without any sex organs at all, and otherwise a completely normal, average human being.
This person didn't have any live-in partners, not feeling the need for anything more than friends, but 'he' ('it' sounds a bit derogatory) ...did have a dog, which he said he slept and cuddled with. Not out of loneliness, just perhaps not needing human companionship.