Guilty of illiteracy

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Gob
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Guilty of illiteracy

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Four people charged with kidnapping a man, tattooing "RAPEST" on his forehead and shocking his genitals with a stun gun before beating him unconscious with a baseball bat have pleaded guilty to kidnapping and maiming charges in a US court.

Three of the defendants also pleaded guilty to assault and battery with a dangerous weapon in a plea agreement with prosecutors while the fourth pleaded no contest to the charge during a hearing in Oklahoma County District Court. A no contest plea has the same effect as a guilty plea but is not an admission of guilt.

Richard Dellert, Zachary Provence, Kimberly Kirchler Vergara and Lorena Hodges were accused of attacking 18-year-old Stetson Johnson on April 17.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/world/four-guilty ... z1QhomrLmc
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Crackpot
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Re: Guilty of illiteracy

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you already did this thread.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Gob
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Re: Guilty of illiteracy

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Oh bugger..

My memory...

It's the pain meds you know...

Anyway, did you hear about the guy who got "rapest"...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Re: Guilty of illiteracy

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Gob!

No only are you BANNED from walking the dogs, I am seriously thinking of removing your computer access for the near future.

Snap out of it, man!

*slaps husband soundly around the cheeks*
Bah!

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Gob
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Re: Guilty of illiteracy

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The Hen wrote: *slaps husband soundly around the cheeks*
Only when I've been a very good boy do I get that. :D
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Re: Guilty of illiteracy

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At least we benefit from the pleasant update that the bastards pled guilty. :ok
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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