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Fancy a night of kinky sex?

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A woman who promised her boyfriend a night of kinky sex has been jailed after handcuffing him to the bed and torturing him for cheating on her.

Sabrina Renne Robinson, from California, poured hot wax over his chest and threatened to 'gut him like a deer' as she sought revenge.

She also smashed him in the face with the butt of a shotgun and repeatedly threatened to kill him.

Police in California said the 33-year-old suspected her boyfriend had been seeing another woman.

She invited her boyfriend to her flat in Fresno, California, and according to police suggested they do 'something kinky'.

The 41-year-old man, who has not been named, stripped naked and allowed himself to be handcuffed to the bed.

But police said when the man was restrained Robinson suddenly turned violent.

Investigators say Robinson burned the man's chest with candle wax, punched his head and body, hit him with the barrel of a shotgun and threatened him with a knife.

While brandishing the knife, Robinson told him 'this is the same type of knife I skin deer with', according to Madera County Sheriff’s Department Eric Stuart.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1QtbqwSF6
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Hell hath no fury...
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She seems like a right nut.

The article says 'she suspected him' of having an affair. Had it been confirmed?
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There was a similar incident here. Heard about it a few years ago.....

Girl knows boy has cheated on her and asks boy to cheap motel for rampant kinky sex.....she handcuffs and ties his feet to the bed takes off her clothes and smears him in honey. Starts to lick it off.....slaps his face gives him a serve that hes a lying cheating bastard. Gets dressed, opens all the windows, takes his clothes and leaves.

He is found next morning by the maid, covered in bugs which have been biting him all night!

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The Hen wrote:She seems like a right nut.

The article says 'she suspected him' of having an affair. Had it been confirmed?
No, it's the Daily Fail.

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It's not for the Mail to confirm whether the guy was having an affair or not, you silly cow.
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Well I did open the link and the browser window looked suspiciously small... definitely not broadsheet.

Lo you have become the worst kind of troll. Why do you want to see this board fail? Do you think it will make you a hero in Gar's eyes?

You stupid fuck! Do you really think that a pathetic little shit like you has the ability to take down this board?
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Gob wrote:It's not for the Mail to confirm whether the guy was having an affair or not, you silly cow.

Well, it's called investigative reporting, which means they check their stories before they publish them; which Daily Mail does not on average.

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What are you blabbering about?

Investigative reporting? You silly fuckwit, justify the need for "investigative reporting" in this case?
Investigative journalism is a form of journalism in which reporters deeply investigate a single topic of interest, often involving crime, political corruption, or corporate wrongdoing. An investigative journalist may spend months or years researching and preparing a report. Most investigative journalism is done by newspapers, wire services and freelance journalists. Practitioners sometimes use the terms "watchdog journalism" or "accountability reporting."
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Lo happily shoots herself in the foot for more attention....
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loCAtek wrote:
The Hen wrote:She seems like a right nut.

The article says 'she suspected him' of having an affair. Had it been confirmed?
No, it's the Daily Fail.

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What? Why does the alleged affair need to be confirmed Lo?

Would it make her torturing of him any different in any way?

You really are an idiot aren't you?
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Gob wrote:What are you blabbering about?

Investigative reporting? You silly fuckwit, justify the need for "investigative reporting" in this case

Lo happily shoots herself in the foot for more attention....

Heh. I wanted to know whether the woman he had purportedly had the affair with had confirmed it. None of the news sources I had read had found that out.

Though I do agree even if he DID have an affair, that is no reason for his torture by this nut-case.
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Oh. He DID have the affair.


"Her boyfriend later told police he had been cheating on Robinson."

For confirmation, it is the last line of this article.


Strange that I have only seen it confirmed in this one article. That is probably because it's irrelenvant really
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You expect us to believe the Daily Fail?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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.... no.

They probably made it up.

:D
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Crackpot pictured earlier...

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Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Some people just have to go one better....
A woman was in custody Tuesday for allegedly poisoning her estranged husband, cutting off his penis with a 10-inch kitchen knife and throwing it in the garbage disposal.

Lt. Jeff Nightengale said the crime occurred Monday night at the man's Garden Grove home.

Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, was booked for aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning, and spousal abuse. She was being held at the Orange County Jail.

The woman, who was later identified as the suspect, called 911 to report a medical emergency at about 10 p.m.

"The suspect called 911 and told responding officers that he 'deserved it,'" Nightengale said.

When officers arrived, they found the man tied to a bed and bleeding from the groin area. He told officers the woman had given him a drug in the dinner she had made for him.

Investigators said she tied him to the bed after he fell asleep. When he awoke, the woman grabbed his penis and cut it off with a 10-inch kitchen knife, according to police. She then threw it in the garbage disposal and turned on the disposal, police said.

The 51-year-old man was hospitalized at UC Irvine Medical Center in Orange. He was listed in serious condition. Pieces of the penis were taken to the hospital, but it remained unclear whether surgeons were able to reattach it.

The rope used to tie the man to the bed and a knife were seized as evidence.

Nightengale said an initial investigation indicated the two are married and going through a divorce.


http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local ... 23033.html
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God, they're all bloody at it!
A man who tried to rob a hairdresser in Russia wound up being handcuffed to a radiator, force fed Viagra and kept as a sex slave for three days by the salon owner, a 28-year-old woman.

Karate black belt Olga Zajac felled Viktor Jasinkski, 32, with a single kick when he entered her shop in Meshchovsk, intending to rob her.

Jasinkski went straight to police after his ordeal, telling them Zajac dragged him into a back room and tied him up with a hairdryer cable.

She then stripped him naked and handcuffed him to the heater, feeding him nothing but Viagra to "teach him a lesson," he told police.

When police questioned the hairdresser she called Jasinkski a "bastard" for dobbing her in.

"Yes we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left."

Both Zajac and Jasinkski have been arrested

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/827220 ... -sex-slave
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Honey, is there some reason you have just booked a ticket to Meshchovsk?
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He should count himself lucky that she didn't pimp him out or sell him into slavery! How amazing is that? That he was copped by the only Russian alive who would not do such a thing?

The article doesn't say but I assume he was rescued from his ordeal by a dog...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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