Caption Contest...

Got jokes? Funny images? Your tales of disaster? Youtube links?
Post them and share them.
Let the world laugh with you, (more fun if it's at you!)
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Gob
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Caption Contest...

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No prize, but huge kudos to the best entry.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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"Do my lips make my face look fat?"

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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SisterMaryFellatio
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about this much of me is now real!
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Sean
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"Fire at Madame Tussauds causes extensive melting to exhibits".

or

"Some bastard's nicked my concertina!"
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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I can't understand why my man chose Jolene.
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:funee:
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Gob
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Ok round two!

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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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"I just LOVE the taste of your sweat!

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Sick, but :funee:
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Back to Ms. Parton for a mo, since she's at a Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation event:

"No, this ain't no drag queen look-alike up here, I'm the REAL Dolly Parton."
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Have you seen my wife?

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Image

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:funee: :funee: Brilliant one Timster!! :funee: :funee:
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*Warning* Those of a sensitive disposition should stop reading now.

You have been warned...



Gob wrote:
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"You think I'm not a hit with the ladies? Smell those!"
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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"Take a look at this before and after picture and tell me that plastic surgery isn't worth every penny."
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:funee:
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Your style?! I've had this 'do since before you were born
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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"He'll fuck anything on two legs, but all I get nowadays is fingered in the ass."
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:funee:
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