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Gob
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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A Belfast lad takes his girl friend home to meet his family for the first time. He introduces her, "This is Amanda"
His Dad chokes on his pint and says "It's a fecking what?"
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Eleven.
Bah!

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Gob wrote:A Belfast lad takes his girl friend home to meet his family for the first time. He introduces her, "This is Amanda"
His Dad chokes on his pint and says "It's a fecking what?"
LMAO

But just to nitpick... surely to confuse his dad he should have said Amonda... :nana
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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"It's a fecking what?"

It's a brake press in the US;

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