Is That A Rib In Your Pants, Or Are You Happy To See Me?

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Is That A Rib In Your Pants, Or Are You Happy To See Me?

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Pa. man charged again for putting ribs in pants

Monday, August 29, 2011

(08-29) 08:13 PDT Carlisle, Pa. (AP) --

A central Pennsylvania man has been charged for a second time with trying to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants.

Carlisle police tell The Sentinel newspaper (http://bit.ly/rhCtxV) that 65-year-old Donald Noone tried to hide about $20 worth of ribs in his pants on Sunday. Police say he attempted to pull the same stunt on May 22 at a supermarket and pleaded guilty to retail theft and public drunkenness.

Police say that since this is a second offense, the theft charge will be considered a more serious second-degree misdemeanor.

There was not a listed telephone number for Donald Noone in Carlisle.

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Information from: The Sentinel, www.cumberlink.com
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dales wrote: A central Pennsylvania man has been charged for a second time with trying to steal a rack of ribs by shoving them down his pants.
If at first you don't succeed...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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