Drunk At The Moose Lodge, Again

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Drunk At The Moose Lodge, Again

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Seemingly drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree


Thursday, September 8, 2011






(09-08) 07:38 PDT STOCKHOLM, (AP) --

A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.

Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.

With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.

But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson's garden, where she was still resting Thursday.

Other neighbors in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk or "half-stupid." :lol:

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f ... 134D17.DTL



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I thought you may be talking about the Moose Lodge I belong to.......... :shock:
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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Scrumpy, breakfast of champions!
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Re: Drunk At The Moose Lodge, Again

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Nothing special, happens here all the time! ;)

Of course, I have a good friend whose nickname is Moose... seriously... :shrug
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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