Must've Mistaken The Desk Sergeant For A Pit Boss

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Must've Mistaken The Desk Sergeant For A Pit Boss

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Oregon man looking for Neb. casino gets detox stay


Monday, September 19, 2011

(09-19) 18:51 PDT Lincoln, Neb. (AP) --

An Oregon man pressed his luck one too many times and spent the night in a Nebraska detox cell after twice mistaking a police station for a casino and asking authorities for blackjack chips.

The Lincoln Journal Star (http://bit.ly/qa2PM4) reports the 21-year-old man approached the University of Nebraska-Lincoln police station front desk after a college football game Saturday night. He left after a staffer told him it was a police station but returned a few minutes later.

That's when an officer administered a blood alcohol test, which registered at .273 percent — more than triple the state's legal driving limit.

Police took him into protective custody while he sobered up. A police sergeant said the man had not committed a crime and was not arrested.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f ... 101D62.DTL



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ETA: My sponsor once stumbled into a church thinking it was a saloon.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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dales wrote: ETA: My sponsor once stumbled into a church thinking it was a saloon.
They do serve wine....
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Protestant - no wine, grape juice only.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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