Cats vs dogs

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Which tastes better?

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Pussy, of course...
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We have both but I know witch ones I want in the house at night.

The affectionate, loving and cuddly ones

The cats only come in to eat
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Which is better? ...bunnies!



CatZ head is flat!


DogZ head is bone!


Bunny is brainy!
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But, can a bunny bark................ :rsp
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
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Can your pussy do the dog?
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Miles wrote:But, can a bunny bark................ :rsp
My last, best bunny would 'werf!*' when she was happy.



*Translation: 'Yay!'
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I have stereo at night: my St. Bernard and my Maine Coon Cat snore. Actually, Maya will sometimes snore and purr at the same time.

How do they DO that, anyway?!?! :?: :!:
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Well, if it's just the two choices I'm going with dogs.

Cat5 and Co. here don't seem to sleep at night, and prefer climbing the furniture at that time instead. At least, If a dog wakes you up in the middle of the night, it's for something important, like a burglar. If a cat wakes you up in the middle of the night, it's because he's bored.
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Cats are Satan's minions...
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Back in the day I have traded skinned Cats (they resemble a skinned coons) to the bootlegger for Sunday beer.

I've eaten many a Rabbit.

I've killed well over 500 dogs in my lifetime, I used to be THE municipal animal control.

You'd wouldn't be able to tell but I prefer dogs as companions...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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cat's just don't automatically yield alpha status to anyone who feeds them
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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A cat's affectionate nature is directly proportional to the attention it receives as a kitten...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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SisterMaryFellatio wrote:Can your pussy do the dog?
Wow, a Cramps reference! Woman after my own heart!
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keld feldspar wrote:A cat's affectionate nature is directly proportional to the attention it receives as a kitten...
Maybe I'm lucky, because I have 2 affectionate cats...not again, excuse me.

*reaches down for the third time in an hour to disengage Briza from my leg*

...as I was saying, I havge two very affectionate cats and one fairly typical "I permit you to share living quarters with me" cat out of my three rescued strays.
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