Beer, it does this
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:59 pm
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Beer, it does this
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Re: Beer, it does this
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:18 pm
And once you start you can't stop.
Re: Beer, it does this
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:37 pm
I have never ever been that drunk.
It's not that a woman being overweight is a terrible thing and makes her unattractive.
I think the point some asshole is trying to make is that the drunker you get the better women look to you.
The real problem is, that the drunker a man gets the better he thinks he looks to women.
It's not that a woman being overweight is a terrible thing and makes her unattractive.
I think the point some asshole is trying to make is that the drunker you get the better women look to you.
The real problem is, that the drunker a man gets the better he thinks he looks to women.
Re: Beer, it does this
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:55 pm
You know it's because of this very phenomenon I can not be sure if approximately 20 years ago a Friend of mine was Cock-blocking me saving my ass from a mistake. I'd be sure of the former if it wasn't for the fact that one of the few things I remember about the conversation with the lass was blurting out that I had just puked and that had not phased her one bit.
Re: Beer, it does this
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:19 am
DON'T THE GIRLS ALL GET PRETTIER AT CLOSIN' TIME
(Thomas Baker-Knight)
Mickey Gilley - 1976
Also recorded by: Ralph Emery
A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-go
All the girls all get prettier at closin' time
They all begin to look like movie stars
All the girls all get prettier at closin' time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the fallen angels of the back street bars
If I could rate 'em on a scale from one to ten
I'm lookin' for a nine, but eight could work right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to a five or even four
But when tomorrow mornin' comes
And I wake up with a number one
I swear I'll never do it anymore
All the girls all get prettier at closin' time
They all begin to look like movie stars
All the girls all get prettier at closin' time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on ev'ry face
Of the fallen angels of the back street bars
(Instrumental Break)
I don't mean to criticize the girls at all
'Cause I know Robert Redford even overhauls
An' we all picture in our minds a girl that looks just right
Now ain't it funny, ain't it strange
How a man's opinion change
When he starts to face that lonely night
All the girls all get prettier at closin' time
They all begin to look like movie stars
All the girls all get prettier at closin' time
When the change starts taking place
It puts a glow on every face
Of the fallen angels of the back street bars
The fallen angels of those backstreet bars
Re: Beer, it does this
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:17 pm
Re: Beer, it does this
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2011 3:52 pm
When I was younger I made an observation. As you start out the night to party and your sober there are certain women you may not want to consider as the evening progresses they do become more desireable,however mother nature takes over. When you could, you wouldn't and when you would you couldn't. It all equals out in the end. 