Gold Watch
Gold Watch
A guy I work with had on a new gold watch. I admired it and asked him where he got it. "My neighbors next door got it. They're are 2 of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen. I don't have a chance beyond friendship though because they are lesbians. Anyway we have gotten to be very good friends and the other day they asked what I wanted for my birthday. They misunderstood when I said, 'I wanna watch.'"
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan