Plan B Forum

I woke up this morning with a hangover, and slowly got dressed. Then I went downstairs to the kitchen, where my wife was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was preparing, and saw one of my socks in the frying pan, sizzling.

"What are you doing?" I asked her.

"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed, drunk as hell again," she replied.

Completely puzzled, I walked away, thinking "I don't remember asking her to cook my sock."

Fnaaaar!

I had sex with my best mate's wife last night and now I feel really awful.......she must have had the flu or something!!

Two blokes in the pub chatting; "I had sex with my wife before we were married . What about you?" Reply; " I don't know, what's her maiden name?"

My wife had a right episode and shouted at me the other day. She reckons I'm always pushing her around and talking behind her back. I wouldn't mind, but the daft cow is in a wheelchair!


I read in a recent survey that 1 in every 3 women is just as stupid as the other 2.

OoooHhhh. Get you.

Someone woke up on the wrong side fo teh bed this morning.

(I am glad I mercilessly tickled your feet til you woke now.)

He doesn't mean for you to tickle his sock, Hen!

....A man walks into a car dealer's showroom and stands staring at a new car.

The dealer walks up to him and asks "are you thinking about buying that car?"

"No" says the man "I'm going to buy the car"


"I was thinking about pussy"