A young burglar writes...
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:02 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... wrong.html
My letter in reply.
"I have to write this letter to you, (as you may not notice, at least this letter is properly spelled, and grammatically correct.) It is your fault you burgled my house and that you are now lying in a hospital bed. It is your fault you broke into a house owned by a six foot four tall, fourteen stone, very fit, martial arts expert, one who puts his family first and scumbags last.
It is your fault that when you were caught by me in my living room, you did not, as I instructed, lie on the floor and await the police. You seemed to be under the impression that I, like the social services who undoubtedly make everything in your life sweet for you, would respect you just for your very existence.
You were wrong.
Trying to push past me, and informing me; "you can't touch me, it's illegal," was an idea soon put to rest wasn't it? I hope your stay in hospital is long and painful. I'm sure dentures were inevitable in your case, I only hastened the need for them.
If you ever see me again, cross the road and face away from me until I pass, as the next time you cross me I will not be so gentle with you. If you would like the opportunity to try wanking, (which I assume, apart from burglary, is your only other occupation in life,) with every bone in your arms broken, then please put this to the test.
Yours, very sincerely,
Taff"