Plan B Forum

I have a fear of fairy tale giants, it's called feefiephobia.


Had a very strange dream last night, dreamt that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram... I'm like 0mg


In reply to lowersharpnose: Two elephants fell off a cliff..........Boom Boom


My auntie Marge has been ill for weeks...I can't believe she's not Better!


A termite walks into a bar and asks Is the bar tender here?


What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? You can't hear a pheromone.


Had a GF with hair all down her back, none on her head, just down her back.


Two oranges walk into a bar. First orange says "your round".


I walked into a bar and this girl rolled her eyes at me, I picked them up and rolled them back.


Two blondes walk into a building. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it!


Rape is such a strong word don't you think? i prefer to call it a struggle-snuggle!


Well well well, three holes in the ground.


What do you call a man who's aroused by tortilla dips? A hummus-sexual.

Oh man, those jokes are so un-funny, they would be perfectly appropriate to tell at a funeral....



They're so corny, you could use them to make ethanol.....

They're so lame, they make Tiny Tim look like a marathon runner....

They're so weak, an Nonagenarian on a respirator could beat them up....

I'm waiting for someone to be offended by this -

"Rape is such a strong word don't you think? i prefer to call it a struggle-snuggle!"

Before that happens, let me say this...

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

Looks like I'm not the only person who reads Sickipedia round here then...

...oh, seen on Cheezburge​r