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I Love Being In Jail - So Arrest Me Already!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:13 pm
by dales
http://www.insidebayarea.com/ci_1981940 ... ost_viewed

AZ inmate arrested for refusing to leave lockup

The Associated Press
Posted: 01/25/2012 12:58:36 PM PST


FLAGSTAFF, Ariz.—Most people can't wait to leave jail, but one northern Arizona inmate has been charged with trespassing after refusing to leave the Coconino County lockup.
Coconino County Sheriff's Office spokesman Gerry Blair says 44-year-old Martin Batieni Kombate was arrested in Flagstaff last week for trespassing and was scheduled for release Monday on his own recognizance on the charge.

But when detention officers from the sheriff's office showed up to escort him out, Kombate allegedly said he wasn't leaving and was staying because he couldn't find his wallet.

Blair tells The Associated Press that Kombate was disorderly in a jail cell, would not leave, so the police were called and Kombate was arrested.

Blair says Kombate remains in jail.


I wish I could've been O.R.-ed out but alas...

I couldn't wait to get the hell out of Elmwood Correctional Facilty, I suppose that's just me. :mrgreen:

Re: I Love Being In Jail - So Arrest Me Already!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:21 pm
by Lord Jim
he wasn't leaving and was staying because he couldn't find his wallet.
What was he doing with his wallet in the jail cell? When you're arrested, don't you turn that over to be kept until you leave?

Dale, perhaps, you could provide some expertise on that question.... :P

Re: I Love Being In Jail - So Arrest Me Already!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:22 pm
by Crackpot
i bet he gets sentanced to "time served" :P

Re: I Love Being In Jail - So Arrest Me Already!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:01 pm
by dales
Lord Jim wrote:
he wasn't leaving and was staying because he couldn't find his wallet.
What was he doing with his wallet in the jail cell? When you're arrested, don't you turn that over to be kept until you leave?

Dale, perhaps, you could provide some expertise on that question.... :P
Glad to.

After I was booked into the Main Jail in San Jose, all my personal items (jewelry, money, etc) were placed in a large manila envelope. It was secured upon my relaese either by posting bail (which I chose NOT to do) or being OR'ed out (which due to the circumstances were not offered).

I smelled something fishy about his "wallet story" also.

Call on me anytime, Jim. 8-)

Re: I Love Being In Jail - So Arrest Me Already!

Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:39 pm
by Sean
Can you teach us how to make a shiv Dales? ;)

Oh and I've always wanted to know... How DID you get that rock hammer for Tim Robbins? :lol: ;)

Re: I Love Being In Jail - So Arrest Me Already!

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:43 am
by loCAtek
Elmwood? Seriously? My Ex went there, you're like my inmate-in-law! ~sniff~

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Re: I Love Being In Jail - So Arrest Me Already!

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:31 am
by BoSoxGal
This is a good place for me to vent:

As a newbie prosecutor with the heart of a defense attorney, I've been sweet talked into reducing bond or OR releasing on a number of occasions.

This month a guy I OR'd molested his GF's kid, and another guy I reduced bond on beat up his GF and is on the run.

:evil:


So, from now on, the scum can rot in jail if they're too poor to post bond. Or, the judge can have it on his conscience.

I'm getting my crazy badass prosecutor ON!

Re: I Love Being In Jail - So Arrest Me Already!

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:13 am
by Timster
careful there a big sky your objectivity is slipping ....

And Sean, all you need do is to take an ordinary toothbrush and grind it against the cinderblock wall for a weapon worthy device. ( so I've heard....) Btw, my all time favorite King adaptation Superb in every way. Oh, that rock hammer? Another of my favorites. Got it smuggled in for a few packs if smokes. Pay attention people!

And last but not least, dales what is your deal with the manson frickin family already?!

Seriously. Wtf?u

Re: I Love Being In Jail - So Arrest Me Already!

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:28 pm
by dales
Timster...better you not know. 8-)