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"Morning Sex"

Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:45 am
by Gob
Hen was standing in the kitchen this morning, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, and wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained....








... "The egg timer's broken."

Re: "Morning Sex"

Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:05 pm
by The Hen
What a load of bollox.

In your dreams you can last three minutes.

Re: "Morning Sex"

Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:29 pm
by BoSoxGal
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

She sure as hell got you there, Gob! :nana