Plan B Forum

(Stolen from another forum, but worth a crack)

1 A woman who uses every fancy dress opportunity to dress as a sex worker
2 Someone who acts as if the company would fall appart if they were every to take a day off
3 A blatantly lazy and un motivated office junior who is always one warning away from being sacked.
4 Tightwads who never bring milk in but use everyone elses.
5 Mad, staring, mumbling, wreck of an IT freak, stock reply to any question "Have you tried turning it off, and back on again?"
6 Manager that gets drunk at company parties and dances with tie around his head.
7 The person constantly talking about how unhappy they are, how unfulfilled (or similar nonsense) and how they're going to leave... but then somehow they never quite seem to get round to it.

Time to add your own....

8 The person who spends at least half of their woking day telling anyone who will listen how busy they are
9 The person who has been a low-level employee for 20 years yet believes that they run the company.

10. The backstabber; short fat woman who always eavesdrops any conversation, and then exaggerates and embroiders the content to anyone who is prepared to listen.

I once told a mate, deliberately, within hearing distance of our office backstabber, that I had done half a bottle of Laphrohaig the previous evening. The next day a guy, someone who I despised deeply, approached me and told me I should get help with my two bottles of cheap whisky a day habit. A quick trip to the boss’s office and all hell was let loose. 

A woman who uses every fancy dress opportunity to dress as a sex worker

Damn. I am missing this one.

Someone who acts as if the company would fall appart if they were every to take a day off

No, but if I take time off, I will spend at least two days catching up for every day I missed! That means a 2-week vacation has me running around like a lunatic for a month.

Th woman in work who believes anything, however ludicrous. UFO's, homoeopathy works, water having memory, etc. But when shown scientific proof of how wrong her beliefs are, states; "that's just what they want us to think".

THe bloke who thinks rock climbing with an infant strapped to your back is a perfectly safe and sane family outing.

Th woman in work who believes anything, however ludicrous. UFO's, homoeopathy works, water having memory, etc. But when shown scientific proof of how wrong her beliefs are, states; "that's just what they want us to think".

You've just described Steve's dream date...