FEBRUARY 3--A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket.
Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure.
A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.” Troopers noted that the store’s front door was “busted out,” and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged. Peanut butter and chocolate were also spread on the market's floor and in the manager’s office.
But the most bizarre bit of vandalism, investigators reported, involved NyQuil, the popular cold and flu remedy. “There was nyquil on the floor that spelled out sorry,” according to the February 2 citation.
Toothman admitted to breaking into the market, troopers noted. The Kentuckian is being held in the Letcher County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.
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Sweet thief
Sweet thief
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Sweet thief
Toothman?
Funny name for a KY hillbilly!
Funny name for a KY hillbilly!
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: Sweet thief
Not only that but A Toothman.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Sweet thief
I suspect there was also some NyQuil in Mr. Toothman....“There was nyquil on the floor that spelled out sorry,”
Along with an assortment of other inhibition relaxing substances...
That's just too perfect....Letcher County
Re: Sweet thief
I suspect controlled substances were involved!
Along with copious amounts of alcohol.
Along with copious amounts of alcohol.
Treat Gaza like Carthage.