Woman to pharmacist: Do you have that viagra drug?
Pharmacist: Yes.
Woman: Can you get it over the counter?
Pharmacist: Only if I take two of them.
I got one stuck in my throat once and it gave me a stiff neck
How about the nursing home that gave its male residents Zolpidem and Viagra.
Zolpidem to help them sleep and Viagra to stop them rolling out of bed!
Viagra eye drops. Make you look hard.
My GP prescribed viagra for severe sunburn, didn't cure it but it kept the bedclothes off my legs.
Old boy of 92 asked the chemist for one viagra tablet, he then asked if he could cut it into four pieces. The chemist said,"Sir at your age you may need two tablets to get a full erection." The old boy replied,"I dont want a full erection, just enough to stop me dripping on my slippers."
Man goes into pharmacist and asks "can I have some viagra?"
"Do you have a medical prescription?" asks the pharmacist.
"No" comes the reply, "but if it helps, I've got a photo of my wife"
I mixed up my viagra with my tippex and woke up the next morning with an enormous correction.