FBI Anti Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division Washington D.C.
Thursday, March 8, 2012 8:07 AM
From:
"FBI OFFICE" <MelissaDRush@aol.com>
To:
undisclosed-recipients
It has been discovered that the sum of USD10.5M was transferred from the Central bank of Nigeria to the Bank of America in your name without legal documents. You will be arrested if you dont Reply within 48 hours.
Wow, that looks pretty official...
Better pack my tooth brush and my soap-on-a-rope. I hope someone here will be nice enough to send me a harmonica...
If they throw in a free Russian bride and penis and breast enlargements for you, go for it!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Aha! More evidence of your nefarious, underhanded business practices Jim.
Good gravy man! Now you're trying to scam whole African countries. Is there no end to your dodgy dealings?
*Note for the humour-impaired. The above is an example of what is known amongst humans as a 'joke'. It is not intended as a commentary on any other threads or issues. Any and all efforts to turn it into something it is not will be met with great derision.*
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
