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If You Guys Don't Hear From Me After The Next 2 Days....
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:35 pm
by Lord Jim
You'll know why:
FBI Anti Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division Washington D.C.
Thursday, March 8, 2012 8:07 AM
From:
"FBI OFFICE" <
MelissaDRush@aol.com>
To:
undisclosed-recipients
It has been discovered that the sum of USD10.5M was transferred from the Central bank of Nigeria to the Bank of America in your name without legal documents. You will be arrested if you dont Reply within 48 hours.
Wow, that looks pretty official...
Better pack my tooth brush and my soap-on-a-rope. I hope someone here will be nice enough to send me a harmonica...
Re: If You Guys Don't Hear From Me After The Next 2 Days....
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:57 pm
by Scooter
And what are they expecting you to do, cough up the $10.5 M to avoid prosecution?
Re: If You Guys Don't Hear From Me After The Next 2 Days....
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:25 pm
by Lord Jim
I guess....
But the joke's on them...
I don't bank with B of A....
I also liked the fact that they sent this notice to "undisclosed recipients" (plural)...
Nigeria must be rolling in dough to be throwing money away like that to so many people....
Re: If You Guys Don't Hear From Me After The Next 2 Days....
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:40 pm
by Gob
If they throw in a free Russian bride and penis and breast enlargements for you, go for it!
Re: If You Guys Don't Hear From Me After The Next 2 Days....
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:15 pm
by Rick
Gob wrote:If they throw in a free Russian bride and penis and breast enlargements for you, go for it!
What does he need the enlarged penis to see it past his enlarged breasts?
Re: If You Guys Don't Hear From Me After The Next 2 Days....
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:51 pm
by Joe Guy
Lord Jim wrote:
Wow, that looks pretty official...
Better pack my tooth brush and my soap-on-a-rope. I hope someone here will be nice enough to send me a harmonica...
quad probably forged it.
Re: If You Guys Don't Hear From Me After The Next 2 Days....
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:57 pm
by Lord Jim
Nah, it's a little too polished and professional to be his work....
Re: If You Guys Don't Hear From Me After The Next 2 Days....
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:54 pm
by Sue U
Re: If You Guys Don't Hear From Me After The Next 2 Days....
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:14 pm
by Sean
Aha! More evidence of your nefarious, underhanded business practices Jim.
Good gravy man! Now you're trying to scam whole African countries. Is there no end to your dodgy dealings?
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