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Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:48 am
by Gob
because all domestic appliances come in white....
Runs for cover...
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:58 am
by Sean
Little boy: Mummy, why does the bride wear white?
Mother: Because that's the colour of joy and happiness.
Little boy: Then why does the groom wear black?
Mother:
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:01 am
by Gob
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 1:35 am
by Gob
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:13 am
by Sean
...and was brought to you by the letters M,E,N,S,L,I and B.
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:39 am
by BoSoxGal
Waah! Waah! Cries the male chauvinist piggy, all the way home.
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:42 am
by Sean
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won't do what she's bloody well told!
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:43 am
by BoSoxGal
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:59 am
by Gob
I take it SMF no longer reads this forum Sean.
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:02 am
by Sean
You take it correctly!
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:16 pm
by Jarlaxle
Anyone know her email?
*ducks and runs*
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:39 am
by loCAtek
Gob wrote:
...posted that many moons ago.
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:25 am
by The Hen
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:01 am
by Scooter
I am just amazed that married heterosexual men who even think such thoughts, let alone voice them, still have their testicles.
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:05 am
by loCAtek
I divorced the Som'bitch
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:59 am
by dales
Scooter wrote:I am just amazed that married heterosexual men who even think such thoughts, let alone voice them, still have their testicles.
My ex-loved to cook and she was d@mned good at it.
Cooking was not a chore for her but a pastime which resulted in fantastic home-cooked meals.
I did the house cleaning and my own laundry.
(after she ruined three of my Pendelton shirts)
It was a fair trade in both our eyes.
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:53 am
by Jarlaxle
Liz is a pretty good cook...though after 16 years of marriage, she still sometimes makes things spicier than my digestive system likes. I still recall her lasagna...made with hot italian sausage, pepperoni, and pepper jack cheese, it was amazing. So was the resulting heartburn.
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:19 pm
by loCAtek
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'
HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
