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Chippy puns

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:03 am
by Gob
Chip shops: oh my cod, the plaices I've seen

Part of the pleasure of going to a chip shop is savouring the name on the sign. Here are some of the best from around the world


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Owners Nicky Perry and husband Sean Kavanagh-Dowsett and their A Salt & Battery chip shop in New York. Photograph: Adam Nadel
Tomorrow sees the annual National Fish and Chip awards. Will last year's winners, Fish and Chips at 149, in Bridlington, East Yorkshire, hang on to their crown? Or will they move over and allow a more colourfully named restaurant their moment in the spotlight? Surely half the fun of fish and chips joints is in the terrible puns that might be on the signs above them? Here is just a small sample of some corkers from around the world:

New Cod on the Block, Sheffield

Frying Nemo, North Humberside

Codrophenia, Sheffield

The Frying Squad, Northern Ireland

A Fish Called Rhondda, Mid-Glamorgan

O'my Cod Fish and Chips, Majorca

A Salt & Battery, New York

The Frying Scotsman, Portland, Oregon

The Fish Plaice, London

The Codfather, West Cumbria

Northern Sole, Broomhill, Sheffield

Mister Chips, Whitby

The Rock n Sole Plaice, London

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... mes-my-cod

Re: Chippy puns

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:54 am
by The Hen
Well that was a wasted op-perch-tuna-ty for a good load of fish puns if I ever saw one.

Re: Chippy puns

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:54 am
by Timster
Oh my Cod! I can't believe you went fishing for moray of that just for the halibut~ :D

Re: Chippy puns

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:18 pm
by BoSoxGal
I'm not a clever punner, sorry.

But I had to chip in to mention how dear to my cod-loving criminal lawyer heart 'A Salt & Battery' is; I can't imagine a batter cover for my essential omega 3s.

Re: Chippy puns

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:28 pm
by Rick
These puns are giving me a haddock...

Re: Chippy puns

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:35 pm
by Beer Sponge
Looks to me like Gob started these puns on porpoise, so I'm gonna hafta kick his bass. :nana

Re: Chippy puns

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:05 pm
by The Hen
Whale, I can sea you're all floundering a bit.

I f-eel it might be bass-t to leave you for a bit until you're fin-ished.

Re: Chippy puns

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:15 pm
by Gob
I'm not peased with the responses.

Re: Chippy puns

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:22 am
by alice
They seem like fairly small scale businesses. I wonder what their net profits are?

Re: Chippy puns

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:24 am
by alice
I've heard the owner's are fairly gullible - they tend to fall for things hook, line and sinker...

Re: Chippy puns

Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:26 am
by Gob
Not only the owners Alice!


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Re: Chippy puns

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:22 am
by BoSoxGal
:lol: