Everybody's favorite piss drinker makes a "dramatic" climbing video. Real climbers get wind of it. Comments following are fucking hysterical!! (No baby involved even!)
There is so much wrong with this video I don't know where to start. I hope you are aiming it at 6 year old boys, because anyone with even the slightest knowledge of climbing (or the slightest ability to sniff out bullshit) will be laughing their tits off, and then reaching for the revolver.
I respect Bear Grylls. Man vs. Wild is an awesome show, but honestly Bear, if your gonna pretend to use cams and climb a crag like this, try not to hide the top rope in the crack. we all see it
Bear Grylls is the new Sylvester Stallone.
etc. Comments on climbing forums have been even less complimentary!"By myself." == with other people belaying me from above who don't show up in all the footage the camera crew is shooting. And the helicopter crew. I also like to tie into two ropes so I can look like I'm climbing above the yellow one that's for decoration while the black one coming from above me that blends with the rock actually keeps me safe. What a poser.
I'm sure you'll go far with 15 feet of rope and 3 cams.
Master of Bowel Movement
